A classic:
A CEO of a multi-million dollar business has to go on a business trip to Belgium (from somewhere in America). Before going to the airport in the morning with his limousine, he's going to the office first to get some files that he forgot the previous night.
When arriving at the office, the night guard opens the gate & door for him. The CEO gets the files and drinks a coffee while chatting a bit with the guard, and he mentions that he's flying to Belgium today for a deal he cannot miss, it would bring millions of dollars to the business.
The night guard looks shocked, and explains why.
Guard: I just had a dream this night. A plane that would fly to Belgium is going to crash in the middle of the Ocean.
The night guard begs his CEO not to go on this business trip. And the CEO believes him. He doesn't go to the airport and cancels his flight. Later that day, on the news, an air-plane crash... It was the plane that flew to Belgium. It crashed in the middle of the ocean.
The CEO thanks the night guard later and gives him $10.000.
The CEO also tells the night guard that he's fired.
Question: Why did the CEO fire the night guard after he saved his life?
Found it in a book: Raadseltjes, thought I'll share it with you :)