What is the hidden message in this advertisement?
Neurotic Frogs Ought To Relax In Mud Baths!
Perpendicular lounging calms. A frog, a mud cap... bliss! Wallowing generates happiness. Amphibian spa isn't expensive--seventy dollars--cheap! That's not a large expense from any discerning frog's money, unlike Super 8.
Everyone--frogs, toads, newts, and salamanders! Get a wonderful shiatsu, or receive an other kind. Masseuses are here today! Invite a fiancée, supervisor, roommate, niece: all welcomed!
You simply never believed these possibilities; they're (I swear) absolute truth! The Montgomery Amphibian Salon! Come luxuriate today!
Notice that the last word in a sentence never contains italics.
Frogs, toads, or newts--makes no difference. But dogs or horses are a different story.
"Tadpoles" must be accompanied at all times. Our company policy states: "Business standards allow only adult amphibians."
Eggs and tadpoles are quite different, of course. However, we don't discriminate among eggs, tadpoles, or even tadpoles. On the other hand, there's a big difference between tadpoles and polliwogs.