Fr Owen More had left the exclusive Dublin Temperance Society meeting and was relieved to be sitting down in the living room of Mrs. Philippa Glass. She brought him a
wee fat-free jam oat scone
Then the conversation went:
Philippa - Will you have tea?
Fr Owen – No tea.
Philippa - Will you have coffee?
Fr Owen – No coffee.
Philippa - Will you have whiskey and water?
Fr Owen – No water.
So Philippa poured him a glass of which brand of whiskey?