The other night, while writing this Java class that could be serialized into a socket, I fell asleep and had a weird dream.
In my dream, when I ran the program, the socket and the class object suddenly came alive. I tried to walk away from them but they followed behind.
As I desperately tried to change the program, I found the following strange piece of code in it, having no apparent rhyme or reason:
charge();
queue(factorial((26 * 275903).toAscii()));
h = m_socket[0].object;
assert( h.locale == "en_GB" );
if (true)
{
b = h.extractInternalStructure();
g = hash(b);
r = b.read(g);
// m_socket[1].send(r);
}
Which story had I been dreaming?