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I put pieces together but i'm not a strategist.
I give advice but I'm not a life coach.
I come along with a message but I'm not a Prophet.
I am not religious but I am twisted.
No, I'm not your teacher, parent, nor a doomsayer.
I am not who you think I am.

I am...?

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  • $\begingroup$ Would I have to injure you to get the message? $\endgroup$ – question_asker Mar 9 '16 at 18:13
  • $\begingroup$ LoL, I think you have the same idea that I do, but mine doesn't seem to fit the first clue. $\endgroup$ – Khale_Kitha Mar 9 '16 at 18:14
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    $\begingroup$ @Khale_Kitha Then I think we definitely have the same idea. $\endgroup$ – question_asker Mar 9 '16 at 18:16
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    $\begingroup$ I wonder what do you guys have in mind $\endgroup$ – Alex Mar 10 '16 at 17:02
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I guess you are...

Clippy

I put pieces together but i'm not a strategist.

You hold together pieces of paper

I give advice but I'm not a life coach.

You make recommendations on how to improve the document I am composing.

I come along with a message but I'm not a Prophet.

You pop up with that little text bubble. OR - You show up when I am writing a letter and say, "Looks like you're writing a letter!"

I am not religious but I am twisted.

Paperclips are, by their very nature, twisted.

No, I'm not your teacher, parent, nor a doomsayer.

Your suggestions are no replacement for the advice of a teacher or parent. Despite how most people may feel, your appearance does not denote the end of the world.

I am not who you think I am.

Clippy's official name is Clippit.

I am...?

One obnoxious office assistant.

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    $\begingroup$ I wish I could upvote this several times $\endgroup$ – question_asker Mar 10 '16 at 15:11
  • $\begingroup$ @feelinferrety nicely done! However line 3 it is actually referring to attachments in email. You might edit the answer if you like $\endgroup$ – Alex Mar 10 '16 at 15:19
  • $\begingroup$ I did not actually think this was the right answer. XD $\endgroup$ – feelinferrety Mar 10 '16 at 15:24
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    $\begingroup$ You should have added the clue, "I am hated by all" $\endgroup$ – Khale_Kitha Mar 10 '16 at 16:58
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I am...?

Twisted Matrix

I put pieces together but i'm not a strategist.

Data transmission happens in packets. These packets are reconstituted into a whole when received.

I give advice but I'm not a life coach.

This framework provides some advice for how to use it.

I come along with a message but I'm not a Prophet.

Messages are sent via the protocol.

I am not religious but I am twisted.

Twisted.. this gave you away, my friend.

No, I'm not your teacher, parent, nor a doomsayer.

This is true. You are none of these things.

I am not who you think I am.

The name suggests "matrix", but it is actually a framework.

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  • $\begingroup$ this could be a potential answer except line 2, there's something that fits better. +1 $\endgroup$ – Alex Mar 10 '16 at 15:18
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My guess is:

Hint

Because

Hints helps putting things together.

And

Hint is definitely an advice, how to solve a problem

And

hints always gave us a message :)

And

it is twisted, because didnt see on stackexchange, just if you twist it with your mouse :D

And

they gave us a lot of hints :D

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  • $\begingroup$ good guess but it's not the answer $\endgroup$ – Alex Mar 10 '16 at 15:20

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