I am known to hack the network
but I never doYet I can be number one
or number two if boredMy grade is always a C plus
never above that dang CI'm more famous here
than the whole wide worldI rhyme with cheat
though I never doI got so much gold
I got more than all your medals combinedI can see sharper than all of you
and as famous as Chuck Norris
Who am I?
Hint:
Think locally... what is here? And what really familar network am I talking about?
You are
Jon Skeet.
I am known to hack the network but I never do
He is a member of 15 communities in the Stack Exchange network.
Yet I can be number one or number two if bored
He is the top ranked user.
My grade is always a C plus never above that dang C
I'm not sure of this one, unless it has to do with his programming. He doesn't use B?
I'm more famous here than the whole wide world
He's a well known user of Stack Exchange
I rhyme with cheat though I never do
Skeet rhymes with cheat.
I got so much gold I got more than all your medals combined
He has 430 gold medals, which is more gold medals than many users have total.
I can see sharper than all of you and as famous as Chuck Norris
He is an author of a C# book.
I think the answer is
heat
I am known to hack the network
but I never do
Sun can melt the whole earth if it comes a bit near.
Yet I can be number one
or number two if bored
In night it will be number two because number one is moon.
My grade is always a C plus
never above that dang C
Heat movie has C+ grade in avclub website!
I rhyme with cheat
though I never do
Heat rhyme with cheat but it never cheats (Sun never leave us without heat)
I got so much gold
I got more than all your medals combined
Who else can bring more heat (which is source of any sort of energy) to us? Also it can refer to golden color of sun
I can see sharper than all of you
maybe refers to heat vison AKA Infrared thermography which allow to see at night
and as famous as Chuck Norris
Maybe refer to the heat movie which is as famous as Chuck norris.
