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My first created puzzle, inspired by something I saw at work. Hints are available and feedback is appreciated. :)

"They've been talking about getting one for years, and now's your chance to give them what you know they want but will never get themselves. A great gift for the procrastinator in your life, just in time for Valentine's Day! Inquire about our wide selection of available styles*."

*square and triangle models currently unavailable

What is this perfect gift?

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    $\begingroup$ If this is the one I've seen, I think the joke tag fits too. $\endgroup$ – f'' Feb 6 '16 at 1:36
  • $\begingroup$ Well done! Yeah, I didn't realize there was a joke tag. I guess I was one of the few who had never seen this thing before :P $\endgroup$ – Steve Eckert Feb 6 '16 at 16:27
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The gift is

A round tuit.
a round tuit

It's said to be "a great gift for the procrastinator in your life" because procrastinators have a hard time getting it. It's round, but square and triangle models are also available.

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The perfect gift is a

Wedding Ring

They've been talking about getting one for years

Lots of talk goes around about getting engaged

and now's your chance to give them what you know they want but will never get themselves

No one ever buys themselves a wedding ring

A great gift for the procrastinator in your life

You always want to make sure that this is the right person to marry

just in time for Valentine's Day!

A romantic time to get one

Inquire about our wide selection of available styles*."

Lots of ring types are available

*square and triangle models currently unavailable

No such thing as a square of triangular ring

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