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I am something...
When you see me, you always clap for me
yet you hate me, but prefer me to my wife

who am I?

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Are you

a mosquito?

I am something...

a mosquito is something

When you see me, you always clap for me

I wanna kill you! I wanna smash you! I wanna make sure you won't survive the clap!

yet you hate me, but prefer me to my wife

only female mosquito suck blood, male ones are just annoying buzzing creatures

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    $\begingroup$ That last bit applies to humans too $\endgroup$ – Will Jan 30 '16 at 20:14
  • $\begingroup$ that's the answer! $\endgroup$ – ekeith Jan 30 '16 at 21:10

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