You must write a paragraph using valid English words (either British or American, but not both in the same answer) and proper grammar. No proper nouns or colloquial/slang words allowed. Quotation marks not allowed. Numbers and punctuation (including necessary and unnecessary ones) are not a problem, they won't be counted in the score.
The sentences need not make sense with respect to each other. For example,
The lion ate the deer. The house is on fire. The ghost fell asleep. It is he who filed the papers last night. However you cannot make logically impossible or incomprehensible statements like
My kid ate the washing machine. The lion jumped over the moon. The taxi crossed the century. (I know there is no fine line between what is and what isn't logically comprehensible, so I'll leave it to the users to decide with their up/down votes on the more ambiguous answers.)
The paragraph must include the letter
a atleast once,
b atleast twice,
c atleast thrice and so on. Yes, that means it should have
x atleast 24 times,
y atleast 25 times and
z atleast 26 times.
Winning: The post with the lowest number of characters (a-z only) wins. If two posts have the same score, then the older one wins.
Reward: I will give a 200 rep bounty for the highest scoring post on 5 Jan 2016.