This is an interpretation of
The David Bowie song, Diamond Dogs (btw the probably ruins everything hint was the key) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_Dogs_(song).
The current endeavor is not a genre, it is mass murder
This ain't rock'n'roll. This is genocide!
Your were torn from the respirator
You were brought up to date
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
Like half of a starlet or a whole amputee
You wore vestments
And played Dracula
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump, Dressed like a priest you was, Todd Browning's freak you was
(Tod Browning directed the 1931 Dracula film with Bela Lugosi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula_(1931_English-language_film))
You scurry down the lane
Defenseless, unhidden
Concealed canine hunters for profit
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee, I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see, The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
The statues pursue you with murderous intent
Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal
I shall pacify an acquaintance
Hasten hither, my child
I'll keep a friend serene
Oh baby, come unto me
Veni, vidi, cessavitque
Take leave of the flora
Lest you fall ill 'mongst the murk
They're mutts, bejeweled
Well, she's come, been and gone.
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
John Samhain is, at present, a snow leopard
Who dwells above a vault
Lift in disrepair, hemp brings him down
So he prowls the macadam with Cheetah
The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man go
(Samhain is another term for Halloween, Jack is often what John's are called, Tarzan was friends with a Cheetah )
A tartlet nears with The Specials
She wears no grin, but Salvador's accessory
Nostalgic, chocolate chip cookies
Destroyed and quadriplegic, yet the boxers are unwavering
Meet his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralyzed, Diamond Dogs are stabilized
The Specials had a hit with "Ghost Town". Salvador Dali.
Annus belbus in the dog days of summer
Strut next to the beach; hasten to the trench
"In the Year 2525", a hipster goes solo
Pain is inevitable, try to live through the night
In the year of the scavenger,the season of the bitch
Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch
Just another future song, lonely little kitsch
(There's gonna be sorrow) try and wake up tomorrow
(Belbus is Latin for Hyena (http://latin-dictionary.net/definition/6268/belbus-belbi). In the year 2525 is a song about the future.)
Minor Hint:
The song has a post apocalypic setting, reminiscent to some of the novel: 1984. According to Wikipedia this was the intention of Bowie on the Album of the same name: "Thematically, it was a marriage of the novel Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell and Bowie's own glam-tinged vision of a post-apocalyptic world." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_Dogs
Major Hint:
A __ is a man's/girl's best friend.
The genuine article:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lWAcY9IXE
