We replaced Paul's keyboard a second time, and this time I (not Gordon K) tried naming a bunch of movies that I hadn't ever watched, to see if that would help mitigate the keyboard curse.
Turns out, it only made it worse, because this time, the keyboard swapped out one letter for another, performing both the deletion and insertion at the same time.
The spellchecker never picked up on these either, because as usual, every movie title still made sense, even for the two titles in this list that aren't even in English (they of course didn't pass an English spell-check, but in their native languages). I've given here each letter that was in the original movie title, along with the letter that it was swapped with to the right.
- 3 > 4 (2006) A score of scores.
- A > E (1975) Followers of Yahweh.
- A > I (1960) A silky cloth that covers one’s face.
- B > C (2013) Wood that makes noise come April.
- B > F (2007) A god who’s bad at English announces his plan to Noah.
- C > S (1966) My sister’s monarch.
- D > A (2011) The person who has a region of Spain printed on her.
- D > B (2004) Gulf, at least two days from now.
- D > P (2008) The person who harvests grain.
- E > A (2006) An achievement of extraordinary gladness.
- E > D (2010) A relationship created in December.
- F > D (2003) A large plate.
- G > B (1986) The piece of bread on a burger you put your fingers on.
- G > D (1964) A treasure locator.
- H > C (2007) A man-eating man floats up.
- H > L (1927) We’ve put yeast in this bread six times already, and we have to do it again?
- H > Y (2011) A sudden sharp cry.
- I > O (1951) Everybody run! It’s an alien bikini bottom!
- K > B (1921) Charlie Chaplin participates in an auction.
- L > B (2005) A cemetery crew marches playing instruments.
- L > W (1979) The man everyone mistook for Jesus has a spouse.
- N > F (1935) There’s a row at the theatre.
- N > M (1985) The squishy purple balls that are dragon Pokémon.
- N > S (2010) A film about the New World.
- N > W (2014) A fox who steals things from the United States.
- O > A (1976) Ending of a prayer.
- O > G (1971) A monastic farm that runs extremely systematically.
- O > S (2014) A film all about what animals use to walk.
- P > H (2009) [makes a sound indicating unsureness]
- P > T (1978) They really dilute stuff.
- R > D (1950) That’s a big god.
- R > N (1945) Each step is a vertebra.
- R > N (2008) His armour is too damp.
- R > U (2011) A mansion for combat.
- R > V (1988) A narcissistic adult.
- S > A (2006) The unfair actions of a corpse.
- S > A (2013) A college full of swiss-cheese plants.
- S > R (2009) I’m on a roller coaster and I can’t see anything!
- S > T (2014) The mistake we made by beginning.
- S > V (2014) A member of the Scooby Crew.
- S > X (1968) A celestial ball with a peak-like structure.
- T > D (2010) An instruction manual on siphoning bodily fluids out of a reptile.
- T > G (1984) He makes plants grow.
- T > K (2005) The turban-wearers strike back.
- U > A (2012) Sports that gallows executioners play.
- U > O (2006) My solemn promise to be faithful is causing extreme hassle.
- Y > U (1986) Influenza.
Can you figure out what these titles are so that poor Alice doesn't have to retype them all?
