Can you determine these popular quotes as retold by Shakespeare? Before anyone points out, yes I'm aware that Bill used predominantly iambic pentameter, but I've never been a huge fan of that, so I'm going with iambic tetrameter instead.
How oft the potion, orange in hue
delights my sense among the dew.
Indeed this land can scarce contain
Our presence should we both remain.
From first I heard thine mouth's sweet spell
A victim helpless I befell.
This vessel shall contain our dirge
Should storm or monstrous beast resurge.
His stature lacking to impress
Beseech you greet him none the less.