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Guess the movie (or movie series):

Gold Lamé swimsuit,
Asthmatic dad's dead.
Sorry Luke, she's your sister.

Plagued by movie curse,
Odd-numbered installments bad.
Is Vger God? No.

Strangely therapist
Doesn't know he's dead.
The kind of thing you'd notice.

Extremely cheap Snape
Robs Nakatomi Plaza.
Bruce in vest and socks.

You should always choose
The lesser of two weevils.
Surprise!

Rainy and muddy.
But you can't live on millet.
The farmers have won.

Theme park power fail
Destruction ensues
As large T. Rex runs amok.

Theme park power fail
Destruction ensues
As Yul Brynner runs amok.

Short-arsed Scientologist,
Confidence crisis.
The pattern is full.

We deal in lead, friend.
We're in the same business, eh?
Farmers win again.

Nuke it from orbit.
Get away from her, you bitch!
Costaguano?

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    $\begingroup$ Nice except for the spoiler. $\endgroup$ – dennisdeems Sep 10 '15 at 20:32
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    $\begingroup$ @dennisdeems, they're only spoilers if you know the answers. ;) $\endgroup$ – A E Sep 10 '15 at 20:45
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    $\begingroup$ Gold Lamé swimsuit XD $\endgroup$ – Alex Sep 10 '15 at 20:52
  • $\begingroup$ Technically a bikini but that has too many syllables. $\endgroup$ – A E Sep 10 '15 at 21:04
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    $\begingroup$ "Sorry Luke, she's your sister." LOL $\endgroup$ – Joe Z. Sep 11 '15 at 17:02
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Gold Lamé swimsuit,
Asthmatic dad's dead.
Sorry Luke, she's your sister.

Star Wars

Plagued by movie curse,
Odd-numbered installments bad.
Is Vger God? No.

Star Trek

Strangely therapist
Doesn't know he's dead.
The kind of thing you'd notice.

Sixth Sense

Extremely cheap Snape
Robs Nakatomi Plaza.
Bruce in vest and socks.

Die Hard

You should always choose
The lesser of two weevils.
Surprise!

Master and Commander

Rainy and muddy.
But you can't live on millet.
The farmers have won.

Seven Samurai (thanks Zfrisch)

Theme park power fail
Destruction ensues
As large T. Rex runs amok.

Jurassic Park

Theme park power fail
Destruction ensues
As Yul Brynner runs amok.

Westworld

Short-arsed Scientologist,
Confidence crisis.
The pattern is full.

Top Gun

We deal in lead, friend.
We're in the same business, eh?
Farmers win again.

The Magnificent Seven

Nuke it from orbit.
Get away from her, you bitch!
Costaguano?

Aliens

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