A woman was employed as a temporary receptionist. She met her boss, was given some brief instructions then sat down at the desk and waited for clients.
The first client examined the magazines and other reading matter and finally settled on the local paper.
The second client was equally patient . She started surfing the web.
The third client was sniffling terribly and appeared to be coming down with flu.
The fourth client appeared to be worried about his forthcoming scan.
The fifth client brought a section of tree branch along and spent the whole time examining its bark.
The sixth client had presumably missed lunch because she proceeded to eat some bread and cheese.
The seventh client was so terrified, all she wanted to do was hide.
The eighth client came in out of breath as though he'd been in a race.
There was no ninth client so the receptionist went to see if the boss needed anything. She opened the door, went in, gave a scream and rushed out again to make a phone call.
What three things can you now confidently say about the boss?