Be sure to keep watch,
a tough guy just walked in.
He's got a reputation in these backwards parts,
and he could deliver a real beating.
If there's a lady around, he'll just hold his cup.
I think, for the most part, he's just a mixed-up fool.
Each line matches the correct answer, but the title's irrelevant. None of the clues is literally applicable; it's a little more cryptic.