I have always wanted to travel around the world. So I quitted my job at Malt Traders. When I told my friends Toni, Mark and Gary about my plan, they were like "No way!" I knew they would love to travel with me to the many places that I would visit, but sorry, I had to do this alone.
Anyway, I managed to visit all these beautiful places on my bike, even though sometimes it was such a pain to get up in the morning, especially with the rain. Some of the places I stayed at cost an arm and a leg. I was not too happy about that, but at least they did not ban my bike and felt very much like my old place near the port back home.
One day, I rode past a frozen lake and saw a bunch of kids ice skating. At a distance, I noticed a larus flapping its wings. I have never seen one in real life before, so I got off my bike and ran after it. I hoped I did not provoke the ire of the parents who was looking on. Ignorance is the key here. When I finally stopped and checked my pedometer, I have already ran 2319 steps. I looked around but could not see anyone anywhere any more. I think I am lost.
Where have I been and more importantly, where on earth am I?!