A man carries his son into the hospital because his son has a nail in his foot. The surgeon walks in and says "I cannot operate on this boy, as he is my son".

What is going on here?

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    $\begingroup$ I don't know about you...but I have 5 nails on/in each foot and I don't need an operation.. $\endgroup$
    – Mark N
    Jun 11 '15 at 20:10

This is an old one, but good!

The surgeon is the boy's mother!


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