Here's an old recipe I found in my tower for lemon tea stew.
6 cups of tea
2 chicken wings
about half an onion
1 Or fake jelly eyeballs for the squeamish.
Take a nice cup of tea,
Left to age well,
And mix in the first egg.
Double your portions of everything,
Toss in an eyeball for the witch,
Then the first leek, well chopped,
Simmer, and add the first lemon.
Throw in half a banana,
The roasted wing of a hen,
And add the first few dates.
Another cup of tea,
Having been left to age,
And the second lemon.
Double your portions all over again,
Chop nearly half of an onion,
And, after first roasting well,
Finally you have your food.
If you put it all together the way it's supposed to be done, what do you get?