I was travelling to another english-speaking country recently and when it came time to unlock my front door, I discovered I lost my keys! Worse, an uninvited guest was in my house!
You see, I realized at the departures gates, I always forget to close my bedroom window, and this time alligators got in!
On my travels, I went to visit a big city, it's crazy how much a skyscraper towers grand over you!
This isn't where I lost my keys though, because I remember how my front door key seats great in a dent in a table I drank coffee at later.
Eventually, the skies got darker and I decided to come home, and that's when I discovered my keys are missing!
Where did I lose my keys, and where do I live?
Hint:
Someone found my keys and is mailing them to me, what a real G.
edit: It's been more than 12 hours, so here's another hint (imo it makes the puzzle significantly easier, you've been warned):
the first line has 1 clue, the second has 2, the third has 1, the fourth has 1, the fifth has 1 and the last line has none.
Anything after "missing!" is not a clue and are actual hints.
edit 2: This hint covers the "knowledge" part of the puzzle. If you have the "enigmatic-puzzle" part down, but lack the prerequisite knowledge, you can learn what you need by solving it the same way as the main puzzle:
I don't know what got into me, but I managed to evict the alligators. Of them, three gave me trouble, but upon hearing my words, gears finally turned in their head and they left!
edit 3: day 3, hint 4?! this one tries spelling it out for you
The clue in the first line is the word "Uninvited". There exists a strategy to find it without me telling you this, pay close attention to the very first hint.