Long ago, we defeated the nameless horror that plagued our lands. We thought it was gone forever, but now ____. It's currently approaching our village roaring with ____ laugh, and witnesses say its appearance ____ than ever before...
SOLDIER A: I heard that on the way here that thing terrorised a ____ monastery a few miles down the road, no doubt drawing some Catholic ____ in the process. She ____ and obviously severely shaken, but remains unharmed.
SOLDIER B: They're telling us to pick up our spears and march against this beast, but the promised 10% ____ enough to make me just walk off into certain doom. I think ____ to wait this out and go into hiding. Oh and besides, they haven't even been able to provide everyone with horses for the fight! Look at this runt of a donkey I'm stuck with. They couldn't have found a ____ if they tried.
SOLDIER A: You should have told me before. I could have got you a horse from one of the camp ____ when I was still in charge. Anyway, you flee if you like, I'm staying. Or you could stick around and watch ____ my sword into the creature's skull and rid the land of the monster once and for all.
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