you stopped me once before but nOt this time again. what you do not understand is That evolution is inevItable. i am merely speeding up this process. yes, people will become weird dry-skinned reptiles afteR this, but this is a sacrifice humanity has to make to improve. i have hiddEn my device at the top of the most wonderful of places, which will release its chemicals on christmas day, my gift to you all. i am afraid this time, you will Not have enough time to stop me.
in this letter, i also included a block of letters. this is not my iDea. my friends insisted that i send you this since it is "more fun". well, technically not my friends. just some people from someplace called "gofam" who are interested in my work. one of them oNly wears a green suit while the other dResses like a dumb clown, but hey, who am i to judge their appearance.
i am soRry that you do not understand the brilliance of my plan. maybe you would learn to appreciate what i do a bit more after you gain reGenerative powers.
(edited by thE r and j)
NERQUREEVAT ADCLHHWIRNA ADNRFGKOOQN JGADOBFRAAB XTTNTAWAIZO EFSEAATRYHT ERILYCEIUDS FKKOSGRAADW LQALIAYBILA TVPNGUYANAN IKOMSPVAAXA
You looked at your friend. Well, technically not your friend. Just some random dude with a black cape who flew into your apartment, scared the living daylights out of Aunt May, and handed you the letter.
"Well." He spoke with an unnecessarily low voice. "Where is the device hidden?"
Your answer is a location that exists in real life.
"I found all the capitals in this letter and I think they can be rearranged to form a message!"