I've curated a nice selection of Christmas movies on tape and DVD. Unfortunately, what I wrote on each one was not the film's title but a subtitle that I had made up for it.* Oh, and the year of release. See if you can find the correct title for each one.
- A cut that bled through its adhesive bandage (1973)
- … farewell, I think. I mean, Jesse Owens was outta there like, well, Jesse Owens. (1982)
- Get Tony to chill out (2001)
- Gorilla, Canis, Apis, and so on (1926)
- Herr Auch's "Rechenmaschine" (1990)
- Lost a brother, mourned for seven days (2010)
- Peroxide, cyanide, bicarbonate, and bromide (2010)
- Previously "her", now identifying as agender (1999)
- The beginning of Rijsel (or Lille) (1951)
- The Reliant Regal… now, that was truly weird (1968)
- The Southern Ocean, maybe? I guess it depends how you count them. (1957)
- They sandbagged the shoreline and saved the island (1970)
- This reddish thing? Oh, I carry it around for good luck. Found the poor guy dead in the woods, and cut it off of him. (1989)
- Those sneakers really are silent! (2018)
- Very funny. Now quit kidding around and get your gun (1977)
- Wisk. It gets ring-around-the-collar and your whole wash clean. (2017)
- Y'know, like The Art of Racing in the Rain or The Last Family in England (1994)
- Yeah, that square has nothing crossing it, but, still, only certain letters can go there. Wait, is this sudoku or…? (1991)
* By "subtitle" I mean like the second part of "Lorna Doone: A Romance of Exmoor".