Four knights were on four hills, some on higher hills than others.
The first spoke, and he said:
“I begin with my “for” noun,
then the one next to me is tumblin’ down,
then I… um… ummmm… yeah that’s all I remember.”
He had a sign with the hashtag “#MeToo” on it.
The second one spoke,
“My start is new, to the Romans,
the next is a very, very long time to say,
and my finish makes sure you shalt see!
Oh, and so do I.”
He was carrying a sign saying: “Subscribe to TopTens!”
Then the third, oft mistaken for land, arrived. He said:
“My first is a [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]
My middle is really [[STINKING]] good.
My finale is the same as the second [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]
And together, I am confused with those LITTLE FRENCH LAND-“
He storms out with his new driver’s license, and hops on his horse, named “Lambourginie”.
Then, you’re prepared to walk to the king’s chamber and tell him the knight’s names when…
“hey. it’s me…
i suppose i should have a riddle…
well, i’m oft overlooked, and confused with an übermensch’s death,
my start is what this is, minus “ick”…
my end is the last two’s.
enjoy, i guess.”
Undeterred, you walk into the king’s room and tells him the name of the knights. He tells you his name in return.
What are the four knights' names?
Optional: What's the king's name?
SMØL HINT, BY IKEA:
Those little French lands have a lot of dead bodies. R.I.P.
MÆDIUM HINT, BY IKEA:
They sit at a NON round table, and its bench is unstable.