I can't understand. I mean, I'm trying to be interesting. Maybe I'm just bad at this. Huh, maybe I should try clickbait... or something special... another type... no, not just another type... GOT IT! I KNOW HOW TO BE INTERESTING:
SomeoneInExistence, nee Parz, presents: THE INTERESTING PUZZLE:
Um... maybe it's bro-baabaasdid,africagreenlandfaroearuba,papgoago,heldi,virginiakentucky,heldi,thinloameggstores,orcai,unassigned,maybepensacola,maybegreenbay,somewhereineldoradoca,eggstores!
Huh, that's new. Maybe it's just gibberish, but given I'm typing it, it might be PUZZLES! Don't you love slogs through horrible anagrams? Well, if you do, call the toll-free numbers below!
(Please don't really call this unless you need insurance)
Partials are fine, but I'd prefer parfaits. My answer, by the way, is not an answer, but a fashion statement. Not so much a fashion statement as an English fashion statement. Not so much an English fashion statement as an English statement.
PROGRESS THUS FAR:
Stiv has part one, the ANAGRAMMING, CORRECT!
Hint one, because even my INTERESTING PUZZLE isn't interesting.
The phone number leads to Right Track from Quicken Loans. Annagrammabanana is a good way to do this, then phone Quicken Loans and ask them if they have contacts in other countries' capitals.
Hint two, for Stiv.
If I could give you 44 upvotes, I would. You solved part one!