Yesterday I received one of the strangest cases of my career as an I.S. PI (Insightful Sleuths Private Investigator). I was reclining in my chair, working on the latest crossword puzzle when I received a call out of the blue. "You've got to help us, Investigator!" cried the voice on the other end of the line. "We're fresh out of leads and the culprits have nearly escaped!"
Almost tearing my newspaper in excitement, I jumped out of my chair and reached out to my contact at the local police department. With their approval, I set off with a laptop and a spring in my step. When I reached the scene of the crime, I was briefed on the case by Deputy Dependable. The local candy shop had been robbed of its entire stock of confectionery (truffles, sugar cubes, macarons, cotton candy, and more). Although the careless criminals had left behind spades of evidence, there was just one problem: none of the police officers could understand what it meant! "There's something about this evidence that just doesn't square up," complained one of them. "This grid makes it look like they're plotting something."
"We must stop them!" Dep. Dep. exclaimed, "If we follow the right one of these paths, we might be able to get to them in time."
"Deputy, " I remarked, "this evidence doesn't square up, but it's absolutely enough to identify which way they went."
The criminals had left the following pieces of evidence behind:
1. A dead python, bent into an odd shape:
2. Incomplete math homework with too many unknowns:
$c_{h, r} = 65 +\ S\ \%\ (n+1)$
3. The following schematic:
4. A curiously folded note, reading:
Going outside is useless. Better look for clues inside!
5. Chain weapons strewn about outside, smeared with cotton candy:
6. Some sort of weird substitution cipher:
1996 48 1005 82
1996 142 1000 117
1996 286 502
1006, 997, 154, 1005
1998, 153, 498, 1996, 2011
7. A different kind of candy from the store on each possible route.
Which way did the sneaky sweet snatchers go, and why didn't the evidence square up?
Hint:
Two images specify puzzle types (both to be applied as sub-puzzles)
Hint #2:
To be or not to be, that is the question...