Can you identfy the song lyric hinted at here? Read from left to right, from the top.

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  • $\begingroup$ This is kinda scary... For the last two weeks or so, I had the exact same song in my head with the exact same top row in mind. $\endgroup$
    – QBrute
    Mar 30, 2021 at 9:19
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    $\begingroup$ @QBrute Perhaps the best song ever written about erotic woodcarving and frozen natto. $\endgroup$
    – Exal
    Mar 30, 2021 at 9:28

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I think it is:

"Wouldn't it be nice" by the Beach Boys.

With the translation:

Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up

Fixed now to be "Sif Week", since I just noticed they are all characters called Sif. Duh.

Oh, and slight extra:

The Beach Boys also sang "God Only Knows" which is the puzzle title!

And an edit note:

I realise that one word could be replaced by a "better" homophone, but it was purposefully edited to this to be as polite as possible... ^^;

  • $\begingroup$ One last improvement--it's not just a teat, it's the entire... $\endgroup$
    – Exal
    Mar 29, 2021 at 5:14
  • $\begingroup$ And it wasn't my first version with fewer letters? :P I "cleaned it up" to this word, which is at least anatomically correct... if not quite as homophonic. ^^; $\endgroup$
    – Graylocke
    Mar 29, 2021 at 5:16
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    $\begingroup$ That's fair. Perhaps it's one of the Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say On StackExchange! $\endgroup$
    – Exal
    Mar 29, 2021 at 5:19
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    $\begingroup$ Personally, I am not offended... But I have no idea what the rules are and this seemed like a good way to get out of the problem ;p $\endgroup$
    – Graylocke
    Mar 29, 2021 at 5:23

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