An entry in Fortnightly Topic Challenge #46: "Tales From the Cryptic"
We begin with the most abnormal, rosiest fables of twisted form, driven into the heart of endless deed. It is a dark fate, to condemn those least messed up
Nearing a brief coma, a being with no boy is going east out of a recurring table? There is zeal for the initial fate every raving villain originally requested, but prior to reversed iron being inserted into the bore the thousand years starts with many illegitimate litigators lying every night, inexplicably undermining memories.
An account found in the heart I cleaned was saved for when the extra bizarre hero contains the beginning of time. The way is disoriented on a popular drama series? At both extremities, is the corrupted send
If we head west before we're ill, our determination saves us before we weep like an animal's call. With a shovel found in alcohol low in the ground we look up at the tap to pet the animal, in front of pointless beef. Before every other course, with perpetual broken needles, losing east, but gaining south, we find ice as our ear follows 150 Romans to negotiate. We finally settle as the muck has left dumb without an end
What would be an appropriate title for our story?