I was bored, so I made another riddle! Enjoy :D
I am number one, and number two, and number three, but I will never reach A-level.
People pick me up and slam me down a lot.
It can hurt sometimes, although it isn't terrible (after all, I can handle a little shock)
Don't touch me too often, I've bitten off more than a few fingers.
I can bench 200, 266, and even beyond 400 if I really try (it isn't advisable though).
I'm pretty hot and tend to overheat, but that's just in my nature, in my skin. My family has the same issue too (so maybe it's genetic?)
Sunscreen? Pfft who needs that? Sometimes I think my younger brothers and sisters are just wimps.
I'm an L2 language learner in Catalan, but I also know bits and pieces of Polish. You see, I'm a polyglot, and that's what I'm most proud of.
I like my Mod pizza with Canadian bacon, Mozzarella, Olives, and Salami. Sounds delicious doesn't it? You'll need to be big like me though to handle it
Most people consider me a slow, unfortunate soul. However, in my prime I was flying! Nobody could catch me. The sands of time have taken their toll...
Now that you know more about me, who or what am I?