Everyday you make me cry,
You hit me to shut me up.
Thankfully I'm not alive,
But alas I've had enough.
Finally, I've left you,
But... you're not sad.
because my replacement...
Best friend you've ever had.
3 Answers
You’re an
Alarm Clock?
Everyday you make me cry,
Every morning it “cries” to wake you up
You hit me to shut me up.
You hit the off or snooze button
Thankfully I'm not alive,
Alarm clocks aren’t
But alas I've had enough.
They’re old and antiquated now
Finally, I've left you,
Not many people have alarm clocks anymore
But... you're not sad.
True
because my replacement...
Generally, people use their phones for alarms now
Best friend you've ever had.
People are always on their smartphones
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$\begingroup$ Did I post it first or did you did it? ;-) $\endgroup$ Commented Jul 23, 2020 at 13:12
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2$\begingroup$ I beat you by 3 minutes it looks like haha — great answer @math ! $\endgroup$– El-GuestCommented Jul 23, 2020 at 13:16
I believe this is the answer:
Alarm clock
Everyday you make me cry,
Because we ourselves set the time to wake it up
You hit me to shut me up.
Because we hit it to off it every time
Thankfully I'm not alive,
A Clock is not alive
But alas I've had enough.
Of course it had enough. Will you be an alarm clock ;-)
Finally, I've left you,
We now use smart phones
But... you're not sad.
Smart phones are easier to use
because my replacement...
Smart phones
Best friend you've ever had.
This is what I came up with:
You’re an alarm clock
Everyday you make me cry,
We set the alarm so you cry (alarm goes off) in the morning
You hit me to shut me up.
Snooze button
Thankfully I'm not alive,
Alarm clocks are objects, obviously not living
But alas I've had enough.
You broke
Finally, I've left you,
We threw the broken alarm clock away
But... you're not sad.
Amazon Alexa (or the like) are way simpler
because my replacement...
Best friend you've ever had.
Amazon Alexa (and the like) make it easy to set an alarm or stop an alarm without even touching anything. You can also control the lights, etc. if you set it up correctly!