I was in my office, trying to officiate a disagreement between Misters Jack Daniels and Jim Beam, when the dame walked in. She wore a slinky dress and glasses so dark all I could see in them was the reflection of my five o'clock shadow, which had arrived early. Dames were trouble--I'd rather solve the cases of five men than one dame, primarily because that would make me five times the money.

"Are you Alex Playne, Private Investigator?" she asked.

"That's what it says on the door," I said. "Can't you read? Or did the kids from down the hall steal the hinges again?"

While saying something, the woman whipped out a telescoping cane, as white as my teeth weren't. I felt terrible and heard worse. "What was that?" I asked.

"My name is Ella Villanelle," said the dame, feeling her way to the chair. "I think my father was murdered."

I offered her a cigarette for five seconds before I realized what the hell I was doing and put the cig back in my pocket. "Surely I can't be the first person you've gone to," I said.

"You're not, and don't call me Shirley," said Ella. "The police investigated, but think it was natural causes. No one believes me, Mr. Playne. I think you're my only hope."

The last time I heard something like that was in the movies, but I let it go. "Start from the beginning, Ms. Villanelle."

"What do you know about poetry?" she asked.

"I know that my seventh grade teacher said I had no talent for it."

"My father is Lyric Villanelle, Mr. Playne, and he's a world-famous poet. I live--lived with him. It was no secret that he was very rich and very generous. He considered his poet friends to be as important as his family. That's why I think someone killed him--" she gulped, "not all poets can be as wealthy as my father, and he left a healthy inheritance."

"Large amounts of money can be a reason for...anyone to kill, Ms. Villanelle," I said.

"I don't like what you're inferring," Ella said.

"I'm not inferring anything. You're the one inferring," I returned.

"Well, good, one of us ought to be doing something here." Ella continued. "The day my father died, he had a party. Food, drinks, all of that. I usually avoid the things. My father's friends are perfectly fine people, but I can only listen to new odes for so long.

"My father had over five of his poet friends: Louie Cinquain, Colin Limerick, Sandy Sonnet, Shiro Haiku, and Molly Ode."

"Alright, he gets a regular Starbucks full of wannabe poets, then what?" I asked.

"Nothing, really. I didn't hear any arguments, any fights, nothing but the normal party things. Then, all of a sudden, Molly screams and we found my father dead in his writing den. Heart attack, said the doctors."

"And you think he was murdered."

"Aren't there drugs, Mister Playne, that can simulate heart attacks? Look like natural causes, the kind in mystery stories, that--"

"Authors would know about," I finished. "Say I believe you," I said, "Do you have any proof your father was murdered?"

Ella looked a tragic combination of broken and unsure, then she reached into her handbag and gave me a folded piece of paper. "This was on his desk."

"What is it?" I asked.

"It's a piece of paper," she responded, "But I can't help but think it's what's written on the paper that is important. I showed it to the police, but they just said it was 'nonsense' and gave it back to me. I think it's a message, but...I haven't had anyone read it to me. I can't trust my father's friends. Please, Mr. Playne.

I opened up the piece of paper, then turned it to one side.

I read it to Ella, as best I could. She nodded sadly. "It just...sounds like one of my father's poems. The critics always loved his use of repetition..." She sighed, defeated. "Maybe it was just something he was working on."

"Who's Carmen?" I asked.

"Hm? Oh, it's my twin sister. We...never got along with Carmen. She doesn't have a poetic bone in her body, I'm afraid. She works as an accountant, believe it or not, although her true love has always been flags, of all things. I can't imagine why he would dedicate it to the both of us, but..." Ella shook her head. "I'm sorry for wasting your time, Mr. Playne."

But the cogs in my mind were turning, shaking off the rust. "Say Lyric is poisoned," I muttered to myself, "and he figures it out, he's a writer too. He's figured out who did it and needs to tell someone--but he doesn't know who he can trust. And he can't just go upstairs and tell Ella, if the killer thinks she knows, they might kill her too. So he writes a code, one that looks just like one of his poems, one that only--"

I stopped muttering and pointed at Ella. "The good news is I know how to figure out the code, and that I didn't even have to know anything about poetry. The bad news is you're going to have to call your sister."

Who killed Lyric Villanelle?