There are always two of my kind in any group of people
I am the beginning of an emperor
But nowhere in his second-in-command
You can argue I'm dirty
Well, I am dirty, and smelly too
What am I?
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The letter 'p'?
There are always two of my kind in any group of people
There are two 'p's in 'people'.
I am the beginning of an emperor
emperor
But nowhere in his second-in-command
There is no 'p' in 'second-in-command'
You can argue I'm dirty
There's a slightly taboo word that starts with 'p'
Well, I am dirty, and smelly too
Like, poo.
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$\begingroup$ @boboquack - it's in the first half. But yeah, I couldn't really make that line fit. $\endgroup$– MithicalMar 26, 2017 at 7:06
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2$\begingroup$ When I said pee, I meant for the last line $\endgroup$ Mar 26, 2017 at 7:16
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$\begingroup$ I dont get the beginning part. It should have been in the beginning I guess $\endgroup$ Mar 26, 2017 at 9:36
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$\begingroup$ @Techidiot The second and third are reference to the fourth, fifth, and sixth. $\endgroup$ Mar 26, 2017 at 10:26