I think I got most of it!
First image: a portrait of Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord, famous for saying I am more afraid of an army of one hundred sheep led by a lion than an army of one hundred lions led by a sheep.
First event:
Paris is overcome by an army of sheep, led by one lion whom the media dub Aslan.
Second image: a calico cat
Second event:
Domesticated animals throughout Europe join Aslan's cause, disturbing the peace in London, Madrid, and Rome.
Third image: Farmers protesting new GMO regulations prohibiting Donald Trump from marketing himself as the most presidential tomato.
Third event:
Trump loses his bid for the presidency, and crops across Europe and North America are devastated by the growing animal rebellion.
Fourth image: Safeco field
Fourth event:
Seattle becomes the first city in the U.S. to ban and ostracize all non-human animals, and its high sales taxes are lifted from all meat products. Also, the Mariners win the World Series.
Fifth image: whiskey tumbler
Fifth event:
As the world's supply of grains declines, alcohol production across the world halts.
Sixth image: Cartman from South Park as Dawg the Hallway Monitor
Sixth event:
I've never seen the show... not really sure what to make of this.
Seventh image: Chief of Animal Relocation Barack Obama's signature
Seventh event:
Barry O is abducted by an animal militia, following a betrayal by his once domesticated dog Bo.
Eight image: a cream puff
Eight event:
still working on this one...