Disclaimer: I think I have a habit of making my riddles a bit too obscure so I'm trying to tone that down this time. Hopefully it won't end up being too easy and solved in about half a second. **The title is not a clue, just thematic with the colors - you could see it as a red herring.
it was a bright morning, and Everyone here was happy. mostly. here's what happened:
i got up, tuckered down a donut for breakfast, went to church to look at the sisters (don't judge me dick). it's clearly an Error but the doc predicted dexter wouldn't kill anyone, just like michael. E las robotico disgustationadad del sargio.
obviously life is always better with a bit of color so we were wearing:
brown - crimson - red - orange - yellow - turquoise - blue - indigo - violet
What color is missing in the list above (what color should be in the list but isn't)?
In efforts to avoid more answers just stating a random reason to back any color, the correct answer should also explain the full color list.
Hint
A Couple of days later, soMe redneck texAn arrIved with a tank and everything went to Hell. but we're stIll going, further thaN smallville or alMost anything else.
New Hint
Six Pedals, Four Directions - there is no headlight fluid.